Heavenly Hooper Gifts

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'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Nature Lovers

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An amplified harp

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

'You don't really need a halo and wings. It's just a marketing gimmick.'

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

Photograph from Heaven.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

I know, I was expecting something different too...

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

"First one to eleven."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Here. There.

Sopwerth, Drewry & Sims Practice limited to 'Celebrity law'

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

Angels and Devils.

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

'Yo! A little help?'

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.