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'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Nature Lovers

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An amplified harp

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'You don't really need a halo and wings. It's just a marketing gimmick.'

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

Photograph from Heaven.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

I know, I was expecting something different too...

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"First one to eleven."

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Here. There.

Sopwerth, Drewry & Sims Practice limited to 'Celebrity law'

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

Angels and Devils.

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.

'This is heaven... of course you can continue your subscription to Playboy.'

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'