Spiritual Hoopers T-Shirts

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

Sports Day at the Monastery

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!

Zen Bowling.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

"First one to eleven."

I don

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

Pope Tour

Golfing Fakir.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"