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Sports Day at the Monastery

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Extreme Sheepherding

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

And on the Seventh Day...

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"First one to eleven."

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Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'