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Angel Golf.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Golfing Bishop.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The conversion.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"He just married me on the rebound."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Sports Day at the Monastery

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'And remember, Timmy: Along with the status of being a star athlete comes a responsibility to act as if the law doesn't apply to you.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Money and Football

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"