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Photograph from Heaven.

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

"Good game."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Parachuting bishop.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Bear Signpost.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."