Heavenly Hiker T-Shirts

Photograph from Heaven.

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

"Good game."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."