Planet Hopper Gifts

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Club Antisocial

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Rocket.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

Lei-ing Hens

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'