Planet Hoppers Gifts

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Club Antisocial

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nature Lovers

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Rocket.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Do something for the environment.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"What happened?"

"I'm your sun!"

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

You are not here.

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

Lei-ing Hens