Island Hoppers Gifts

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

BBQ Today All Welcome

Lazy Desert Island Gag

Agenda

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

Cimafunk

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Nature Lovers

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

Easter Candy Island.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Best friends without borders.

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'