Island Hopping Gifts

Desert Island with CCTV.

'Your starting time is eight o'clock sharp, Ms. Larue. I can't have you strolling in here whenever you damned well please.'

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Easter Candy Island.

'Well, the travel agency gave us what we asked for, a peaceful place free of dissent and warring factions'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"...This is not the Island of King Kong!"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Saved...life is good!

'Well, there goes the neighborhood!'

Man with Tree-like head on Desert Island

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Desert Island Mishap

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.