Island Exploring Gifts

'Now we'll never find that buried treasure.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

The fate of the emigrant

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Easter Island legs

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Local Knowledge

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"