Island Hopper Golfer Gifts

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Club Antisocial

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Saved...life is good!

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Clubbing

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

Bouncer.

Lei-ing Hens

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'