Island Hopper Golfer Prints

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Club Antisocial

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Saved...life is good!

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Nature Lovers

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Clubbing

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Easter Candy Island.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Lei-ing Hens

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'