Border Hopper Prints

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

Club Antisocial

Collies Without Borders

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Lei-ing Hens

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'We have an opening for a receptionist and a sales person and I'm ready to quit. How are you at multitasking?'

Life is change

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."