Island Golfer Gifts

Desert Island golf

Golfing across the islands.

Putting Practice.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"Duh!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

Rory McIlroy

Luckily I hit the pin!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"One More Swing."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"I hate playing with pros!"

Addressing The Ball

Slippery hand golfer

Women Golfers

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

'In tray.'

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

I like ice golfing, but we sure go through a lot of balls.