Island Putter Gifts

Desert island putting green.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Sportknitting

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Desert Island golf

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Golfing in space.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Holy Golf

Golfing across the islands.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Divine Golf

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'