Plant Putter Gifts

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

The vegan hunter

Dun Decking

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

International Carrot Day April 4th

Vegan Insomnia

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Of course, in life he was allergic to them."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Neanderthal Golf.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

Free-range tofu.

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Desert island putting green.

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'