Plant Potter Gifts

Dun Decking

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Thanks

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

About the potter.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Pottery Slam

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'How old is this vase?'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Artisanal Pottery

The vegan hunter

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."