Plant Pot Perfectionist Gifts

Tree has taken root in the house.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Needs salt!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'..and one for the pot.'

Pollution.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Dun Decking

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

I love Pottery.

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Potter

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Balcony hot air balloon.

Gardener

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"