Plant-based Perfectionist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a plant-based perfectionist? Our collection blends botanical beauty with clever wit, perfect for those who take pride in their healthy lifestyle and love to keep their surroundings lush. Whether they’re into gardening, plant care, or simply love greenery, find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that echo their passion for nature and dedication to perfection.

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"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product." mockup

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Bullseye!

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?' mockup

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees. mockup

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

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"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!" mockup

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

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"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly." mockup

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

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"It's called being preemptive."

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Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy mockup

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

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'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.' mockup

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

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A tailor measuring a jacket.

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'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.' mockup

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day." mockup

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

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'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.' mockup

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

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Social lens of the photojournalist mockup

Social lens of the photojournalist

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"Now you can send it."

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Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

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"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?" mockup

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

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Decorating a column.

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"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

"Got anything that will expire before I do?" mockup

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

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"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!" mockup

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

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Think Zero Defects

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All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables. mockup

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

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Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin. mockup

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

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'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.' mockup

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

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'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.' mockup

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

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'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!' mockup

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

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'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.' mockup

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

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"I don't like his color."

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'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.' mockup

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

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Plant-based Perfectionist Gifts Collection

Plant-based Perfectionist Mugs

Looking for more plant-inspired humor? Check out our collection of mugs designed for plant-based perfectionists to enjoy every morning.

Plant-based Perfectionist Pillows

Add a touch of botanical bliss to your home—explore our pillows crafted for plant lovers who insist on perfection.

Plant-based Perfectionist Prints

Decorate your space with stunning prints that celebrate the beauty and precision of plant-based living—ideal for perfectionists who love their greenery.

Plant-based Perfectionist T-Shirts

Want to wear your passion? Browse our t-shirts perfect for plant enthusiasts who love to showcase their meticulous green thumb.