Plant Plotter Gifts

Looking for a gift for a plant plotter? Celebrate their green thumb and creative spirit with products that combine humor and charm. Perfect for those who adore cultivating their garden and their personality, our collection offers fun mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking art prints. Whether they’re a backyard botanist or a windowsill gardener, these thoughtful items bring a smile and a splash of personality to their space. Show your appreciation for their plant passion with a gift that blooms with humor and style.

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'Spinach: The Prequel'

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.' mockup

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent). mockup

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone." mockup

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

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House plants

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"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'." mockup

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

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'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...' mockup

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

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Farmer planting the next crop of PC's. mockup

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

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"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!" mockup

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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Christmas escape plan

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Dun Decking

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Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note. mockup

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

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A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year. mockup

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

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'So! THis is what you do all day.' mockup

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

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"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry." mockup

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel. mockup

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

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"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app." mockup

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

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"Virtual gardener."

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"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

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"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective." mockup

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

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"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting." mockup

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

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'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.' mockup

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

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'Have you lost the plot?'

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'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.' mockup

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

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'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.' mockup

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

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"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake." mockup

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

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Farmers and new technologies

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'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.' mockup

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

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'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.' mockup

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

from $19.00

Plant Plotter Gifts Collection

Plant Plotter Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and charming plant plotter mugs, perfect for daily inspiration and a good laugh at the breakfast table.

Plant Plotter Pillows

Snuggle up with our plant lover pillows, featuring charming designs that bring a touch of their favorite hobby into their home.

Plant Plotter Prints

Decorate with our beautiful plant-themed prints, perfect for celebrating a passion for gardening and adding color to any room.

Plant Plotter T-Shirts

Discover our fun and creative plant-themed t-shirts, designed to showcase the gardener’s personality with humor and style.