Putter Pro Gifts

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Tee for Two!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Child on golf course

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'