Putt-master Gifts

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Serious Putty

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Tee for Two!

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"