Putt-master Gifts

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Serious Putty

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Tee for Two!

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Whoa, too much information!"

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'