Island Putt Master Gifts

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

What luck!

Tee for Two!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Jurassic Country Club.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"Wider."

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Sink the putt or else!

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

"Wine-one-one? This is an emergency! I can't get the cork out of my dinner!"

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

Desert Island golf