Putt-putt Champion Gifts

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Serious Putty

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Jurassic Country Club.

Thank you Doctor

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"Wider."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Rory McIlroy

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy