Putt-putt Champion Pillows

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Serious Putty

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Thank you Doctor

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"Wider."

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Sink the putt or else!

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'