Putt Prodigy Pillows

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Serious Putty

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Poker at Docs.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Sink the putt or else!

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.