Putting Pro Pillows

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"It's pretty loose - do you mind if I practice a putt?"

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

"Fore!"

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

"Did you see a divot, about this big, come flying past about a minute ago?"

Tee for Two!

The Golfer

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

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'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

Mouse trap on golf course

Good luck making this shot.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out.'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'Time to take my game to the next level.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

"There's just no stopping George, is there?"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'