Putting Enthusiasts Pillows

King goes golfing.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Tee for Two!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"