Putting Enthusiasts Prints

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Tee for Two!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"Duh!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding