Putter Enthusiast Pillows

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Serious Putty

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'I learned a new word today!'

"They're for water hazard holes."

Child on golf course

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'The tax office was closed, so I bought some new clubs instead.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I got three birdies.'

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

'...Five, four,three, two, one....'

"Ta daa! I've grazed us a green: We can practice putting!"

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).