Putter Perfectionist Pillows

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Golf lessons

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Football Crazy.

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Just a drop."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'You're away, Doc!'