Putt Perfectionist Pillows

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

A man playing golf.

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"It's putting, not puttering."

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Just a drop."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Quality Contorl.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.