Putt-putt Professional Pillows

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Serious Putty

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Tee for Two!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.