Putt-putt Pals Pillows

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Serious Putty

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Golfer couple just married

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"He's a real dog person."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Puppy Love.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Sink the putt or else!

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

'Racing form on wall' -"Thunder lad is the only horse with a chance.. I've been following him all season."

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

A man playing golf.

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!