Putting Pal Pillows

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

'That was fun!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Fur Baby

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

A Girl and Her Horse

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

A Friend in Need.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Beer Club for Men.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."