Putting Pal Prints

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'That was fun!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Fur Baby

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

A Girl and Her Horse

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

A Friend in Need.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

Beer Club for Men.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'