Putt-putt Paradise Seekers Pillows

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Golfing Bishop.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

I love my Uke.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

Football fan

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Death takes a holiday.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Aloha!

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

A Real Working Vacation.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Love Island

Sink the putt or else!

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

Desert island hammock.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Doggie Heaven

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'I'm semi-retired.'

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

"We've won an all-expenses paid trip to a remote island getaway."

Hay-loes

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'