Playful Putter Pillows

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Serious Putty

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Duh!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Golfer hitting a die.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Gambler And Umpire

'I learned a new word today!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Child on golf course

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).