Carefree Putter Pillows

Child on golf course

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'I learned a new word today!'

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Divine Golf

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

Whatevs!

'He got so accustomed to putting in his office that he can't sink a putt unless there is furniture around.'