Peaceful Putter Pillows

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Child on golf course

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Holy Golf

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'