Prayerful Putter Pillows

Thanks God!

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Pray now - Go later.

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Amen

"Mind if I pray through?"

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

"Excellent Hail Mary."

'Does your friend exercise religiously?' - 'Sure - if you listen closely, I think you can hear him praying under his breath.'