Angelic Putter Pillows

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

Holy Golf

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Duh!"

Thanks God!

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Death of the pope.

Basketball Halo

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Social Networking in Heaven.

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'