Divine Putter Pillows

Divine Golf

Thanks God!

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Golfing Bishop.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Newton's cradle

Golfing with God.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Duh!"

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

Moses parts water on the fairways.

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

'It's For You.'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Neanderthal Golf.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Uh-Oh...

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

God Knitting a Sheep

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'