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Divine Golf

Thanks God!

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Golfing Bishop.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Newton's cradle

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Golfing with God.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Duh!"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

'It's For You.'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Uh-Oh...

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Neanderthal Golf.

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

God Knitting a Sheep

How To Saint . . .

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Desert island putting green.