Comedic Putter Pillows

"Duh!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jumble Sale

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Thanks God!

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Man fights with his shadow.

Skis with stabilisers.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Snow seat on skis.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

Neanderthal Golf.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Golf Ball in Nest.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'I learned a new word today!'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

Ski Lift

Drunken Ass

Child on golf course

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."