Comedic Golfers Pillows

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

'Been waiting long?'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

The natural selection process in golf.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

Golf Ball in Nest.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

No Loitering.

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Golfing Accident

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'