Comedic Golfers Mugs

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Been waiting long?'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

The natural selection process in golf.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

Golf Ball in Nest.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

No Loitering.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Golfing Accident