Comedic Golf Player Mugs

'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

The natural selection process in golf.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

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