Comedic Putter T-Shirts

"Duh!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jumble Sale

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Thanks God!

Rollercoaster police chase.

Man fights with his shadow.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Skis with stabilisers.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Snow seat on skis.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

Golf Ball in Nest.

Neanderthal Golf.

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Ski Lift

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

Drunken Ass

'I learned a new word today!'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Child on golf course