Quirky Putter T-Shirts

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Duh!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

The Water Diviner

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Golfer hitting a die.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Neanderthal Golf.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Using Science In Fashion Design

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

The 19th hole

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Child on golf course

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.